Shazzie’s Naked Chocolate® now has a reason to wear clothes

Shazzie's Naked Chocolate

I am overly ecstatic to announce that my chocolates have finally got some decent clothes on! I created Shazzie’s Naked Chocolate® in 2005. I desperately wanted the wrappers to be as good as the chocolate, and searched high and low for a solution. Well, now I have one, and finally Shazzie’s Naked Chocolate® has a reason to wear clothes!

Queen Xacacao

Shazzie’s Naked Chocolate® is:

• Raw
  
• Vegan
  
• Organically certified
  
• Free from refined sugar
  
• Full of superfoods
  
• Foil sealed for extra freshness
  
• Guaranteed slave-free
• Very very yummy!

Two easy ways to buy Shazzie’s Naked Chocolate®

1. Your local health food shop: If they are not yet in stock, print out this blog post and ask them to contact us.
2. Our online shop: Always in stock, always 12 for the price of 11 (mixed if desired), tax is deducted outside the EU (so it’s cheaper than the stated price for USA, Australia, Canada, Asia etc). Phone 08700 113 119 or order online here.

Available in six delightful flavours, there is sure to be one that decides you’re its favourite. Attempt to choose just one from:

Empress: to enhance your power inside and out, with purple corn powder and pineapple.
Temptress: submit to dark and sensuous temptation, dance through the night with dried strawberry and rose.
Goddess: the sweet majesty enhanced with hemp seeds and mesquite.
Siren: full bodied and dark, and oh so loved by your body. With spirulina and AFA algae.
Desire: orange and star anise makes you want more all the time, with her delicious taste and aroma.
Intacta: virginal and pure, white and chaste, this is one to be treated delicately.

 

Organically certified

“Raw Britannia, Britannia’s raw chocolates saves, Britons never again need eat chocolate from slaves.”

What you say

“Your service is so fast, so beautiful and so filled with love and little love hearts. It is the New World HERE. The chocolate is amazing!” — Karen, UK

“Great service, beautiful and inspiring products, just delightful!  With products like Temptress raw chocolate bar, being raw is so exciting!” Joanna — UK

Certified vegan

“I have just received my order of chocolate bars from you and felt I had to let you know how utterly delicious they are… I will be back for more.” — Carol, UK

“Oh, I’m in love! Empress is wonderful. Calming, uplifting, whoa, I’m soaring!” — Joanna, UK

“Hello, Just wanted to say how much we loved your raw chocolate bars!” — Chris and Sue, UK

What this means to me

My company Detox Your World thrives on love and passion. This project took around 18 months longer than we anticipated! We learned a lot along the way. We tore our hair out some days. Other days we almost gave up. Getting the right packaging for a food product is nowhere near as simple as it looks. I want to thank my Mum and Dad and Karla especially for all their hard and relentless work on this project. It’s time to celebrate, probably by undressing a bar of Shazzie’s Naked Chocolate®!

ePassionate about life

ePassion

We at Detox Your World recently decided to make our hugely successful glossy quarterly free magazine Passion available worldwide as an emagazine. No more paper, no more plastic wrap, no more “UK only”. We are now fully global and eco-friendly and are ecstatic to be so.

We still have an abundance of cutting edge and inspiring interviews, articles and features. We love ePassion, and would love to know what you think of it.

 

This issue features:

• An article by our new writer Rebecca Moore on creating the life of your dreams.
• A feature on one of our wholefood shop distributors, Daily Bread (Cambridge and Northampton)
• My ramblings on the madness of law
• A feature by my witch doxtors who facilitate iboga and ayahuascha ceremonies
• An interview with Renata Ash of Rainbow Essence fame
• Details on our new products
• An article on the importance of DHA

All free, all available to you right now! View ePassion here, and let me know if you love it, and of any changes you’d love to see in it.

 

If you want to print out ePassion to read in places where computers don’t shine, there is an option to save the file as a PDF and then you can print it from there. There’s nothing like A Little Bit of Passion in the bath.

Going, going on

  

The Raw Mom Summit

There is so much going on at the moment, I can’t keep up with it. Here, in brief is the lowdown on Shazzie’s life in the transformation uberhighway:

The Raw Mom Summit: The evolution of parenting has arrived

Starting today, you get to register and listen for free interviews by myself, Byron Katie (yes, the Katie), Jean Liedloff, David Wolfe, Kate Magic and many more. The Raw Mom Summit offers a unique perspective on childraising from movers and shakers, pioneers and visionaries the world over. I am far too excited to be a part of this event and thank Shannon Leone for her work on this project.

There is a cure for period pains

I accidentally stumbled upon an actual nutritional cure for  excruciating can’t do anything for days period pains when experimenting on myself for something else. Please pass this on to any woman who suffers from this unnecessary western ailment. This is not another way to ease or suppress the symptoms, this is a real and permanent cure.

An Ecstatic Evening With Shazzie & Philip

We have now sold out our 100 tickets to this UK raw food event. If you want to come, book now as we may be able to squeeze in the odd person. You have to be odd, though, no normals allowed. We are closing this event down tomorrow (Tuesday), and no bookings will be allowed after that time. I’m really excited to be hosting this event with Philip. We promise our guests a whale of a time, which makes change from a dolfish of a time, as Colin is on holiday in Brighton.

I love u.

Dear Multi-tasking Mothers and Passionate Health Pioneers,

In spite of exponential growth in technology, our health is declining.

◦ Pollution infiltrates our lives invisibly through electromagnetic waves and pesticides.

◦ Child Onset Diabetes, Cancer, ADD, Autism and a host of other illnesses are on the rise.

◦ Ritalin didn’t exist when we were children and now millions of young people start their day with a handful of pills.

Fortunately, the evolution of motherhood has arrived, and not a moment too soon!

The need to be informed and make change has never been greater than it is right now!

The menu revealed for our UK raw food event

An example of Russell's sweetness

 

Chef Russel James has revealed the best raw food menu ever for the UK raw food event of the year!

On Saturday 27th June, Philip McCluskey from the USA and myself from Hull will be entertaining 100 guests in my beautiful community building in East Sussex. We have chanting and drumming by the fire With Leo Rutherford, magical music, and a mini-lecture by Philip. Several guests are bringing instruments so expect a late night jam, too. This event will probably go on beyond dawn…

There are less than ten spaces left, and the event will sell out. Book now if you wish to come.

I have this little fantasy in my head that Russell Brand will be turning up in a chef’s hat, but that’s probably not true. However, Russ, if you are in the UK and want the best vegan raw food yummy experience and the most loving people in the world ever, do drop by. There’s room for one more sardine in my house if it’s you

OK, less Shazziebrain, more menu:

7pm Saturday 27th June 2009, East Sussex

Starter

Hemp Bruschetta

On A Bed of Wild Rocket with Portabello Pate, Pesto, Pomodorino Tomatoes & Caramelised Onions

Main

Pink Aubergine Ravioli

Shaved Fennel Salad & Wilted Asparagus Spears in Avocado Butter

Dessert

McCluskey Mint Marble Cake

Cacao & Pecan Praline Base with a White Chocolate, Cacao & Mint Swirl Filling and Summer Berry

Purée

Presented by Chef Russell James and his creative team. WWW.THERAWCHEF.COM

Starter

Hemp Bruschetta
On A Bed of Wild Rocket with Portabello Pate, Pesto, Pomodorino Tomatoes & Caramelised Onions

Main

Pink Aubergine Ravioli
Shaved Fennel Salad & Wilted Asparagus Spears in Avocado Butter

Dessert

McCluskey Mint Marble Cake
Cacao & Pecan Praline Base with a White Chocolate, Cacao & Mint Swirl Filling and Summer Berry Purée

Presented by Chef Russell James and his creative team. WWW.THERAWCHEF.COM

More food and drink

And on top of that, there will be raw chocolates, olives, cocktails, wine, spring water, herbal teas and love galore.

Come one, come all, come for the fun, come for your soul.

I love u

Shazzie’s squeals of approval

Every now and again a product comes along and revolutionises your life. Here, I am bigging up a few things that are currently making my life even more paradisiacal than it already was. All of these inventions get my ecstatic squeal of approval.

 

Aquasoul Jacuzzi

Aquasoul Jacuzzi

This is Jacuzzi meets divinity. With settings such as silence, breath, renew and dream, you get to spend even more time in the bath than ever, connecting with the oneness within. It has an internal light so you can see your toned and tanned legs, and it has a heating function, its own little seduction: “stay with me, I’ll keep you warm”. It even has a floating remote control. Grab your Macboy (be careful of the splashes), notepad, pen and telephones Put your favourite music on and get ready to melt everything away. The three back jets, when on the standard hydrotherapy setting give a powerfully soothing boost to the RSI generation, relieving all those inflamed typewriter and handbag shoulders. Once you step out of your bath (if you can) help yourself to some MSM and DHA to further soothe inflammation and tenderness, then drift off to the multi dimensional land of nod.

 

Tangle Teaser

Tangle Teaser

Dragon’s Den’s most famous cock up. Why they didn’t finance this genius of an invention is beyond anyone’s understanding. Clearly they didn’t have young daughters with long knotty hair. Or maybe they had nannies to do such menial tasks? While the Dragon’s Den team couldn’t see the point, we mothers couldn’t see our children for knots. Until the Tangle Teaser revolutionised us. Evie got her first one as soon as they were available. It was black, it did the job exactly as they described: no more face pulling, no more screaming, goes straight through hair. Evie’s never had her hair cut and she has that fine chinchilla hair that knots as soon as you look at it. She loved her tangle teaser but recently even her knots were too much for it. Then my neighbour got the Tangle Teaser bug and so as she put her order in for one, I asked for a new one, too. It came. I was blinded by its neon pink beauty. I used it on Evie, it went straight through the knots the old one had been struggling with. Oh, I just needed to upgrade colours. It’s obviously the pink that makes the difference, not the fact that we’d worn the old one out. Imagine a child going from running away from you to being excited about having their hair brushed. That’s the blissful magic of the Tangle Teaser. Thank goddess, my daughter can keep her bottom-length hair!

Photoshop

Photoshop

If there’s one piece of software that just gets better with age, it’s Photoshop. I’ve been using it since before it had layers, one of the original Photoshop fiends. I first learned it on a Macboy at art college, then had to go over to the duality of the PC side for a while. Now, I am once again a fully fledged macophile praying to the Photoshop gods at least four times a day. I know it almost inside out. I bathe in its ecstatic usable glory and I sit at its little pixelated feet of RBG light. The best software ever, by far.

Skype: take a deep breath

Skype

Where would Shazzie be without Skype? Rushing around the world having meetings, that’s where. Skype enables more bed time than you ever thought possible. My new book Ecstatic Beings is being completed with Skype meetings. You can do groovy things like send files, text chat, and actually talk face to face, with real expressions and everything. Be careful of this though:  accidentally text chatting something intended for one person going to another. I’ve done it on a few occasions with very funny responses back. Skype is my life in 2D. I knew Ye Olde 3D Worlde was pretty much over and done with, but I did expect to be moving up in numbers, not down. Proves that you never know where life will take you.

Vegan DHA

DHA

My number one favourite supplement (MSM comes a very close second). I get mine from vegan algae and am currently experimenting with high doses (3-5 grams a day). I’m doing this for a number of reasons. Everyone is mental, we know that (unless we’re too mental that we’re in denial of it). And we only use like 4% of our brains. And my brain never properly connected so it makes me dance funny, unable to have a sense of direction, and makes my thinking so lateral it baffles people. So I really don’t want to be normal, and I probably can’t now as I’ve got my ecstatic circuitry switched on. But I do want to be able to do things like add up, be tidy, get organised, all those things that most of you take for granted because your brains are connected properly. Iboga gave me the insights and tools to restore myself fully and I see megadosing on DHA as a gift from this spirit. In fact, remembering my first ayahuasca vision, I saw fish on trees. It was soon after then that I was introduced to Salba, a white chia. It has eight times the omega 3 as salmon. Fish on trees. Now I’m going one step further and DHAing until I can dance like a funkster and find my way home afterwards. I’ll keep you informed.

What’s yours called?

So, what do you currently give the squeal of approval to? Comment me and let’s live a life of appreciation to all that is.

I love u.

Our UK event of the year got bigger!

When we released details of Philip McCluskey’s event in the UK, we thought “we’ll have a nice cosy event for about 25 people in my community building.” It sold out before two days were up. I asked Russell James, our superstar raw chef “Please can we double it?” And of course, he said yes, because that’s what ecstatic beings do. And during the course of the third day, we sold out again.

I wanted everyone to come who wants to come, so I negotiated again with Russell, and I found a bigger room, our main community hall, complete with stage and extiting decor. We quadrupled the original guest size to a maximum capacity of 100 guests.

YEAH!

So now, with around five weeks to go, we are over three-quarters full, with people booking daily. Up until the 1st of June, you can get £10 off. If you want to come, we recommend you book very soon, because once we reach 100, we just can’t expand it any more. Really, this is the last time we can grow this event.

AND

Because there are more of you lovelies, we’re laying on MORE entertainment. Oh yes… we have the ecstatically amazing Miss Kate Magic on the ones and twos. And probably the threes and fours DJing. So now, we don’t just have a fire and drumming, we have a room full of music for your after dinner workout.

And we have another very special guest almost confirmed, goddess willing. This is a world renowned shaman who will be leading the drumming circle. Fingers crossed on that one. I’ll keep you informed.

Oh, and there’s also going to be a certain Rockstar there. Guess who?

And finally, we’ve asked people in the community to open their homes to our guests as the community guest rooms were booked up within a couple of days, so we really are creating a family vibe here. Have fun with each other the day after the party as you relax on the land and get to feel what community living is all about.

We are having far too much fun and the orderlies will probably be here soon to sedate us.

Book here now if you really want to come, this isn’t marketing fluff, we have already sold out and relocated twice. We can’t do it any more: Philip McCluskey’s event in the UK

I love u.

An Ecstatic Evening with Shazzie & Philip, UK

This is too extiting for me! Join us in the heart of my community for an elegant, gorgeous, rural, ecstatic, gourmet, inspiring evening on 27th June 2009. We have top chef Russell James creating and delivering the raw cuisine. Philip will do an inspiring talk, and I’ll be your flouncy hostess. Places are limited and we will sell out, so please book now if you want to come. There’s a discount for booking before June the 1st, too! Further details and booking are on Philip’s web site. Loving u dot com x

The tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Years ago, during a routine tooth X-Ray, I saw that my lower right wisdom tooth was lying horizontal. The dentist said “That’ll never come through.” I said “I bet it does.” A while ago, I felt things happening in there, and then saw that the tooth had poked through.

Over the last few months, I’ve been experiencing bouts of pain and inflammation in that area. I thought maybe the tooth was at a slight angle, trying to come through but being stuck and at the wrong angle.

I’ve been doing Reiki and visualising the tooth being upright. My diet is pretty impressive: tonnes of greens, algaes, superfoods and other things that help the body re-align itself. My jaw has widened since being raw, and my bottom teeth are more spaced out.

Today, I went to the dentist because the pain is pretty strong. While we were waiting for the X-Ray we discussed sedation methods. I’d have to have someone with me overnight, and someone to look after Evie. It was sounding complicated.

Then we saw the X-Ray. The tooth has turned 90 degrees and is now in the right place! I don’t know why I still get shocked at my body’s ability to heal, but I do! So now, it’s going to grow up, as it slides out from under a bulge on the tooth it’s next to. The dentist said that there’s not much point keeping it as my upper wisdom teeth are out, but I feel there is. It’s part of me, and I’m ecstatic that my body can do such an amazing thing.

Finally, at 40, I’m wise and straightening up. I love my clever, clever tooth.

I love u.

You swines — pigs fly

Swine flu panic has hit the headlines. People may be  queuing  up to get an anti-viral shot but what’s actually going on?

• Fear (False Evidence Appearing Real)
• Profit (someone’s making money in the recession from this facade)
• Panic (Drum roll for Big Pharma)
• Suppressed social activity (more TV, box food, box living)

A few hundred deaths from a “virus” causes headlines, while millions of deaths from hospitals, legal drugs, hazardous workplaces, the big C and others take a back seat. OK…

Smells like a porkie pie to The Doxtor.

And as I sip on my New Chapter Reishi Mushroom extract, my tea made from olive leaf, pau d’arco, goji berries, schizandra berries, medicinal mushrooms, and take zeolite daily, I know that I won’t have to be scared, ill or dead due to swine flu, no matter how far it “penetrates” into our culture.

I love pigs and that’s why I don’t eat them. mass produce them or get infected by them. I love the work of Dr Mercola, and that’s why I listen to him.

I love u

Plogging: Some life in photos

Evie Popple Cake went out with her daddy and he brought home a pink pussy cat.

Nature made this still life all by herself.

I took lots of pictures of myself. And my shoes.

Designer vegan shoes. Inside the it says: "There is only truth".

My lovely friend and USA tour guide Philip.

We went to Catch A Healthy Habit Cafe to see Glen and Rory: www.catchahealthyhabit.com

Evie posing with her Big Apple New York T-Shirt. "Is the city made of apple?"